I was at the mall today, surprised to see how barren it was for it being the holiday season and all, and walked into Spencer's and saw the coolest thing ever!
It's an M203 Lamp! I was so tempted!
Ironically enough, it is mentioned as a Machine Gun lamp on the box it came in. An automatic setting a Machine Gun doth not make. This is an M16 with a 203 attachment, not a machine gun with a rocket launcher like some websites mention.
I still want it. Hmm, I could probably find a different lampshade to go with it.
And then it will sit comfortably in my office when I get to Fort Knox. Privates would love it!