What Could have Been

If you were intending to buy a Pirated DVD for €4.00, you could instead buy:

thirty-four 65g packets of Tesco value instant noodles four hundred and ninety-four millilitres of anti-dandruff shampoo two hundred and sixteen grams of swiss chocolate a hand buzzer one twenty-thousandth of a terraced house on an English council estate fifty-five carrots six hundred and seven millilitres of Red Bull energy drink twenty-four milligrams of heroin one hundred and thirty-four grams of silly putty two cups of coffee from a café

What are you thinking of buying?

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And to think of what I could have bought instead of supporting the Kosovo Economy by buying pirated DVDs.