All American BadAss

In response to those of the 48% of American voters that feel the need to apologize for not doing enough to convince the "blind, illiterate and stupid idiots" that compromise the approximately 51% of American Voters that voted for Bush. This is my reply to you.


Risawn said...

The Following Blog Posts were salvaged for this particular post.

-Mark Rezyka

Killer pic.
You can "capture" me anytime!

Wednesday, November 10, 2004, 2:40:35 AM–

-Mark Rezyka

This too: What about our (the US) reaction to their reaction? Does the European press believe that what they say stays just in Europe? Calling us dumb rednecks and attempting to influence our election does not sit well over here. Der Spiegel publishes a map describing the red states as "Jesusland". Why they feel free, indeed compelled, to mock us this way is hard to understand. They now proudly wear their utter contempt for the U.S. on their sleeve. This is not without consequence however. A strong backlash is building in this country against old Europe. Because of their hysterical America bashing, support for their beloved U.N. and the World Court has never been lower here. Good. If they want to make an enemy of us, then so be it. They're not going to enjoy the outcome.

To illustrate my feelings, and to answer the Der Spiegel map and the Muslimwakeup.com map, I've created my own. Thought you might enjoy
Wednesday, November 10, 2004, 2:47:04 AM

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Title: Exhibit 10,139
Excerpt: Kerry supporters can ignore Kerry's positions (or choose to believe he didn't really mean them) on the Patriot Act, gay marriage, and the Iraq war, but every Bush supporter is accountable for every single act taken by every single member of Bush's c...
Blog name: The Unabrewer
Wednesday, November 10, 2004, 11:59:19 AM

I found you via the Llama Butchers (llamabutchers.mu.nu). Forwarded your picture to my co-worker, 229 years old today, and he's in love.

Thought you'd like to know.
Wednesday, November 10, 2004, 12:29:51 PM

- Joy
(snerk!) Perfect. Thank you for posting that picture, it cleared all the apologistas from my mental buffer. Rock and roll!
Wednesday, November 10, 2004, 1:07:12 PM

- Joe R. the Unabrewer
Your fanclub has definitely grown today. Cheers!
Wednesday, November 10, 2004, 1:15:28 PM

-Lynn S
Bravo! I just now found you via The Llama Butchers. Great pic!
Wednesday, November 10, 2004, 1:24:35 PM

- Brass

Kick ass!
Wednesday, November 10, 2004, 1:36:54 PM

great pic
Wednesday, November 10, 2004, 1:46:49 PM

-Llama Military Correspondent
Great pic--good luck and Godspeed. All of us in uniform (in my case, in the USAR) will wind up in The 'Box sooner or later.
Wednesday, November 10, 2004, 2:15:58 PM

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Title: This Girl Is Not Sorry
Excerpt: I think the picture sums up how we feel about the moonbat LOSERS Best thing is our side has the guns. You can check out her website HERE
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Wednesday, November 10, 2004, 5:21:44 PM

Stop it! You're scaring the Frenchies! Oh, wait...
Wednesday, November 10, 2004, 7:46:06 PM

Shameless link demand!!!!

It's only fair really. http://silentrunning.tv/archives/005053.php
Thursday, November 11, 2004, 8:08:35 AM

- Sailorette
Er, if it's not too over used....

You GO!
Thursday, November 11, 2004, 8:55:05 AM

- Xrlq
Thursday, November 11, 2004, 10:10:23 AM

Kami said...

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- Cadet Happy
AWESOME PIC--I'm totally changing your link pic!
Thursday, November 11, 2004, 2:16:45 PM

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Thursday, November 11, 2004, 3:18:50 PM

- Barry Hassert
You Rule!
Friday, November 12, 2004, 2:59:03 AM

- Dominic Orlando
Poster ? Can I get your poster here? Email your servant, Goddess Risawn.
Friday, November 12, 2004, 3:06:07 AM

- Nathan

And thank you, ma'am!
Friday, November 12, 2004, 9:04:59 AM–

- Beth
Hey, I'm jealous! Your pic sums up EXACTLY my feelings, but I don't have the hardware to replicate your photo, waaahhh...

Anyway, you NEED TO send in that picture to the "Kiss My American Ass" project at:

(Pass on the word too, if you would. It's not my blog or idea, I just love it!)
Friday, November 12, 2004, 8:22:09 PM

- Froggy
Very sexy darling. Don't stop baby. I said don't stop....
Saturday, November 13, 2004, 12:59:11 AM

- Chris
Looks like she locked us out of her page but her email is ptenopus@gmail.com
Saturday, November 13, 2004, 11:59:43 AM

- Frenchy
Grosse conne.
Monday, November 15, 2004, 6:42:32 AM

- Frenchy
très constructif frenchy. ça fait plaisir.
Tuesday, November 16, 2004, 3:10:08 AM–

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Tuesday, January 04, 2005, 4:44:37 PM

Friday, June 03, 2005, 4:36:55 PM

- Ryan
Mmm, M16 with M203 underbarrel.
Yummy, so where's your M136 LAW?

Monday, July 18, 2005, 8:05:40 AM

- Mr. English Fucking Language
"In response to those of the 48% of American voters that feel the need to apologize for not doing enough to convince the "blind, illiterate and stupid idiots" that compromise the approximately 51% of American Voters that voted for Bush. This is my reply to you."

"those of the"? No, more like simply "the".

"that compromise"? No, more like "that comprise".

"the approximately 51%"? No, more like just "approximately 51%".

"for Bush. This is" No, more like "for Bush, this is".

There is a lot more but I'll end my list of grammatical errors here.

If anyone has ever called you illiterate they might be correct. Now I myself am a terrible speller, and it is very rare that I see anything so poorly written I feel compelled to edit it. So congradulations in proving how truely educated and literate you are.

Nice reader base. Evidently only people with your narrow political view read this blog. I love how everyone that posted praised you for your eloquence while I could barely decipher this thing.

Lastly, you are a very talented artist. Please keep up visual story telling because that is where your gift truely lies. Leave two dimensional political rhetoric to the barracks where it belongs.
Sunday, July 31, 2005, 5:10:39 PM

- Henry
can I marry you?
Monday, September 05, 2005, 2:52:33 PM

Kami said...

the Following Blog Posts were salvaged for this particular post

- NoNamed
you americans are funny people. you just like to shot. why? i survived war in bosnia, i shot from weapons and i dont wanna any more.why are you affraid of showing your palm open? huny, you dont have to be sorry for any god damn thig americans did to bosnia, vietnam, korea, afganistan, iraq. no one ask for that. but please dont be stupid. i dont need your sorry but i am sorry for you.
Friday, September 09, 2005, 1:58:02 PM

- Guest
Friday, June 09, 2006, 3:13:43 PM

-Frank Jaeger
Lock and load sister!
Saturday, July 08, 2006, 3:20:59 PM

- Jeff
What are you think you're doing? you're embarassing us (humans), you realy do
Friday, October 06, 2006, 7:15:45 AM

- Guest
You are an idiot!
Monday, November 06, 2006, 5:36:05 AM

- Haji
"Now I myself am a terrible speller,"
And apparently you have trouble with your grammar, too. If you're going to blast someone for their grammar, yours had damn well better be perfect. U r FAiL @ teh IntaRweB, dude! LOL!

I love that pic. As a matter of fact, I may just have to make it my desktop photo. Just to piss you Euros off.
Wednesday, November 22, 2006, 7:03:38 PM

- Raw Carrot
When Walmart came to the UK I had hoped to be able to pick up an M16... sadly was not to be. Good to know some right-wing girls exist.
Tuesday, November 28, 2006, 4:28:40 AM

- Master
You must really be one dumb cunt.

Fuckin douche bag breath.
Sunday, February 18, 2007, 11:29:50
- Xavier
Tell the poor bastards who are dead or wounded sorry. or maybe those over at Walter Reed. And hopefully the poor leadership skills of you leader-hero hasn't truly started what i believe to be the end of america (note the small a). And if you truly question the last statement (an opinion) look at the trends... 20 years of life (maybe) unless major policy changes take place.
I'm in the NRA as well, but i don't support that jackass of a president- who i feel is lower than dirt.

you brandish a big gun but can you use it?
Sunday, March 04, 2007, 10:07:42 AM–

- Porter
Nice lack of a combat patch. Easy to root the bastard when you never have had sand on your boots.
Thursday, May 31, 2007, 1:45:41 PM

Kami said...

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- risawn
To the various people who posted to this blog post well after it was posted.

Anonymous : You're also an idiot. Sticks and stones, pal. Please rebute my post with something a little more substantial then calling me names.

Jeff : This picture was initially taken in jest, and about a month before the elections even happened. It's still a joke. I'm sorry if you don't get it.

Master : Thanks for showing your level of intellect by shouting profanities. People scream profanities when they lack anything more substantial to say.

Xavier : Excuse me if I didn't think Kerry was a suitable alternative. I'm not a huge fan of Bush, but I still don't regret voting for him. You have your opinions, I have mine.

And yes, though it looks like I'm about to topple over under that weapon, I have qualified on one. Granted, I'm not the marksman I am on a 203 that I am on an M16, but I can still kill somebody with it.

Porter : Alas, that is a dilemma I have tried to rectify in the past. Unfortunately, it appears that I will likely never get one either. Not for lack of trying, the reserves is a fickle beast in that way.

I have deployed however, Kosovo doesn't come with a combat patch.

- now, if these people ever read my replies is to be seen, but I doubt it. If you make a comment on my blog to counter me, please give me some substantial criticism other then 'you are ugly' and 'Bush is an idiot'.
Friday, August 10, 2007, 7:45:35 PM

"Granted, I'm not the marksman I am on a 203 that I am on an M16, but I can still kill somebody with it."

Wow, you can kill somebody with a gun? Do you really think that makes you a "badass?"

You have the mind of a 10 year old boy who wants to play cowboys and Indians. Let me guess, daddy was never around?
Wednesday, September 26, 2007, 2:40:31 AM

- Nick McNulty
That's awesome. I love the way you got all the moonbats all atwitter too, especially the Bosnian Serb. I just came back from a year in uniform in Kosovo because people like him couldn't get their shit together and us "dumb Americans" had to come clean up the messes Europe can't clean up themselves.

Rock on sister.

P.S. You're not ugly.
Friday, November 16, 2007, 3:34:19 PM

- v-v
People like you are the reason I'm for abortion.
Friday, July 04, 2008, 6:55:48 PM

- Nathan
v-v: People like Kami are the reason you're alive and have the right to have an opinion on abortion.
Monday, July 07, 2008, 11:25:36 AM

- hazzard
I guess you are apart of that 51%
Thursday, September 18, 2008, 12:13:36 PM